We always ask ourselves what women want. What size would they prefer? Is mine adequate? How do they want to be approached? How do they want us in bed? Should I kiss hear ears? There are millions of questions in our heads and we forget the basic reason why we get in bed with them: for fun and pleasure.
Sex shouldn't be all these questions. Sex should be adventure, discovery, scents, body sweat, pussy farts and noisy kisses.
I went out and picked up a girl (a really hot one by the way) just to ask her all the questions that bothered me. All the questions stressing guys out and maybe it will help us. All women are unique, but there are certain things they have in common, therefore the whole point of my interview.
When I asked Amy (it's her real first name) if she'll do this, she put on a huge smile and told me that "I'd be really happy if the next guy that tries to pick would read it. It's really not very fun to be picked up by nice looking guys that really have no idea what they're doing. They're always asking the wrong questions or coming on with disgusting pick up lines. Not to mention they think our vagina is another hand they can use to jerk off..." I liked Amy right there because she was so straight forward.
p-p-us: Amy, I have a web site called penis-pills-us.com Amy: Really? *laughs* p-p-us: Yes... Anyway, I've posted a lot of information about sex, penises and how to increase your performance in bed and so on... Amy: I suppose you should be quite good if you afford teaching others. p-p-us: I got some pats on the back... Anyway, I want to ask you some personal questions. How old are you? Amy: So far I'm not impressed with your skills *laughs*... I'm 27 if you really must know. p-p-us: Are you seeing anyone right now? Amy: Is this for your site or just for yourself? p-p-us: We'll see... Amy: No, I'm not seeing anyone right now. I haven't had a relationship in 5 months. p-p-us:How many partners have you had? Amy: Uhm... 12... No, 13. I forgot last week-end... p-p-us:How do you like to be touched? Amy: I prefer men. And I mean guys that know what they want. I like being lifted, I like a firm kiss and a firm penis. *giggles a bit, but she's faking it* I usually like to be with a guy that knows what he's doing, but whenever I get in bed with them I prefer to slow things down. And I'll let you in on a little secret: it turns us on like crazy if you take it slow because you are giving us time to get horny in case we're not. In case we are, you'll get us even hornier. p-p-us:How many times a week do you feel the need to do it? I would personally do it at least twice every day: BJ in the morning and doggy style at night. Amy: I hate giving head in the morning. My jaw isn't awake and you're asking for blow jobs? I'd do it like 4 times a week, but I usually have cravings at night. There are times when I'd do it three times a night. p-p-us: What do you prefer: normal, oral or anal? Amy: I enjoy normal sex the most, but oral sex has something quite magic. If the guy knows where everything is and has a bit of experience, I'd prefer oral to normal. Otherwise, regular sex is what I prefer. Anal sex is a bit rough for me. I've tried it a couple of times, but it didn't went as I predicted. It's a bit painful and I constantly feel like I'm going to shit all over. The next day is another weird experience because I become aware of my anus. p-p-us:What are your turn-ons? Amy: I like good looking men, I like to touch something nice, he must talk and not just stand there and look pretty. In a relationship I like surprises; for instance, my last boyfriend came home early and prepared dinner, we drank some wine and the bedroom was filled with candles. I had some pretty good sex that day. p-p-us:How about turn-offs? Amy: He must smell good. I have this thing with odors; I think I have the nose of a hound and it's not always a blessing. This guy that I went out with the other night smelled like parsley. Now, I like eating, but I don't like to mix stuff like that. p-p-us: Anything else? Amy: Yes, I don't like stupid jokes, or when he explains the jokes. I think the latter pisses me off the most. Do all guys think women are stupid so they have to explain a knock-knock joke? Oh... yeah... I don't like knock-knock jokes either. p-p-us: This must be THE question for all the guys out there: is size important? Amy: *laughs* Um... yes! Size is important, but maybe just for me. For me, the size is as important as the foreplay. Not that I don't like having sex with smaller guys, but feeling a big penis inside me is better than to focus on feeling it. p-p-us: Do you know what size you like best? Amy: Do you mean like the length? p-p-us: Yes... length... and girth if you know. Amy: I know my last boyfriend had a 5.4 inches one because we measured it together. That was fine. I've had bigger and it's ok, and I've had smaller which were not that great. p-p-us: How much smaller are we talking about here? Amy: Uhm... I don't really know. Probably 1 inch smaller. p-p-us: Ok. That's about it. Thank you so much for this... Amy: No problem. You can buy me dinner tonight.
